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Garfunkel and Oates Music Video of the Day: Riki “Garfunkel” Lindhome and Kate “Oates” Micucci play the same woman at 31 and 29, respectively.
Nailed it.
(Not Safe For Work — explicit lyrics. Also, Riki is a yeller.)
[rikiland]
brilliant.
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“Writing is perhaps the greatest of human inventions, binding together people who never knew each other, citizens of distant epochs. Books break the shackles of time. A book is a proof that humans are capable of magic.”
-Carl Sagan
“ I am too intelligent, too demanding, and too resourceful for anyone to be able to take charge of me entirely. No one knows me or loves me completely. I have only myself. ”
Simone de Beauvoir (via youruniverseislovelyhubble)
exactly.
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LITERALLY SCREAMING
me too
THERE ARE TEARS. RUNNING DOWN MY FACE. HEY GUYS FAIR WARNING, DON’T DRINK ORANGE JUICE WHILE WATCHING THIS VIDEO UNLESS YOU’RE OKAY WITH CLEANING SALIVA AND LIQUID FRUIT OFF OF YOUR COMPUTER MONITOR.
im crying
My face hurts
oh my GODFOgif
LMFAO Shiiiiit I’m crying. That was too much!!
im literally in tears. I didnt even think that i was going to cry watching this. My sides hurt
swiss fucking cheese goddamnit
that pain
They’re both texting someone right now saying ‘some weird guy next to me is wearing the same thing as me.’
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4evr
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